Be Your Own Pet

Be Your Own Pet Be Your Own Pet Lyrics
1.Thresher's Flail

Still cornfields roasting you in the sun
I've never had this much fun
I've never had my own gun
Bring in the choir, give the kids a goddamn song
Look us in the center of our eye
And tell me when I'm going to die

Put on your snow boots
Meet us behind the biggest tree
Fix our broken limbs
And you'll make us be better people
Today we'll harvest corn
And every 3 seconds when a baby is born
We'll imagine their faces
and the faces that they have worn

Still cornfields roasting you in the sun
I've never had this much fun
I've never had my own gun
Bring in the choir, give the kids a goddamn song
Look us in the center of our eye
And tell me when I am going to die


2.Bunk Trunk Skunk

I'm an independent motherfucker
and I'm here to take your money
I'm wicked rad
and I'm here to steal away your virginity
I'm an independent motherfucker
and I'm here to take your money
I'm wicked rad
and I'm here to steal away your virginity
Give me everything,
I'll break all your limbs
And I'll put you in a trunk
and take you around the world
Think your really cool cause my mom likes you
And I love you so much so you better love me
Give me everything I'll break all your limbs
And I'll put you in a trunk
and take you around the world
Think your really cool cause my mom likes you
And I love you so much so you better love me

I'm an independent motherfucker
and I'm here to take your money
I'm wicked rad
and I'm here to steal away your virginity
I'm an independent motherfucker
and I'm here to take your money
I'm wicked rad
and I'm here to steal away your virginity

Give me everything,
I'll break all your limbs
And I'll put you in a trunk
and take you around the world
Think your really cool cause my mom likes you
And I love you so much so you better love me


3.Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle

We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby

We will come to your town
Burn your house down
Turn the sky brown
All because, all because, all because

We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby

Change the eye colour
Of every lady
We're fast, we're fast
We're fast we're having a blast
All because

We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby

Change the colour of your make up
All the sleepyheads will wake up
All because all because all because
Because because because because...

No gears no brakes no reals no fakes

Have fun, and be safe with it
Just kidding, fuck shit up
We ride bikes, cars are for idiots
All because, all because
We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby
We're on two wheels baby


4.Wildcat!

Oh I love you like the sludge from my cow house city
Oh I love you like the sludge from my cow house city
I am wildcat, you are a worm
And we are chasing each other and taking turns
We aren't giving up, we aren't safe
And we are chasing each other all over the place
I am wildcat, you are a worm
And we are chasing each other and taking turns
We aren't giving up, we aren't safe
And we are chasing each other all over the place
Oh I love you like the sludge from my cow house city
Oh I love you like the sludge from my cow house city
I am wildcat, you are a worm
And we are chasing each other and taking turns
We aren't giving up, we aren't safe
And we are chasing each other all over the place


5.Adventure

We are adventuring, we are adventurers
And in the heart of Nepal we ran into trouble
And he's caught sight of our elegant rubble
And they ransacked our camp without saying goodnight
Okay so yeah it's cool
Cos we're like, adventurers

We are adventuring, we are adventurers
We've been to every place anywhere in the world
We are adventuring, we are adventurers

We are adventuring we are adventurers
And in the fall it was blazing hot
Below the equator, the sunlight would start
We travelled through jungles
and the tigers we've fought
It's all cool you know
Cos we're like, adventurers
We are adventuring, we are adventurers
We've been to every place anywhere in the world
We are adventuring, we are adventurers

Castles and causeways and long stays and highways
Castles and causeways and long stays and highways
Castles and causeways and long stays and highways
Castles and causeways and long stays and highways

We are adventuring, we are adventurers
We've been to every place anywhere in the world
We are adventuring, we are adventurers
We've been to every place anywhere in the world

Oh we're having such fun,
all the wonders we've seen.
Oh we're having such fun,
all the wonders we've seen.
Oh we're having such fun,
all the wonders we've seen.
Oh we're having such fun,
all the wonders we've seen.


6.Fuuuuuuun

So how's your dude zone dude?
Oh why don't you go home?
They want some beer, they want a ride here
They want some beer at their dude zone

So how's your dude zone dude?
Oh why don't you go home?
Dude zone coming through my brain
It's in the freezer and I'm going insane

We want to be friends with you
Everyone wants to have a good time
We can do this if we work together
We can have a very good time together!


7.Stairway To Heaven

A stairway to heaven...

Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder
I want another year older
Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder
And share a bed with me
Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder
I want another year older
Lean on my shoulder, lean on my shoulder
And share a bed with me

Get this something out of my head
There's too much shit going on my brain
Hurry hurry hurry hurry
Cos I think I'm gonna go insane

Whatever whatever whatever whatever
I know I know you know you're clever
So seduce me, introduce me
On the list you've had forever

My brain is on fire, my brain is on fire
So whisper in my ear
When it's all over, when it's all over
You can come and kiss me right here
My brain is on fire, my brain is on fire
So whisper in my ear
When it's all over, when it's all over
You can call me, kiss me right here


8.Bog

Sparks by a rotting flame
I'm smart not to play this game
Zanex take me to the moon
Backyard I'm gonna see you soon
Zanex don't wanna bend my spine
Kitty it's only a matter of time
Bored in the neighbor's pool
I'm guilty by a rotten rule
Wanna get a cat, my boyfriend wants to talk
We got into a fight, I drowned him in the bog
Wanna get a cat, my boyfriend wants to talk
We got into a fight, I drowned him in the bog
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry

I'm guilty, now put me in jail
I own a piece, now put me in jail
I'm guilty, now put me in jail
I own a piece, now put me in jail

Spark by a rotting flame
I'm smart not to play this game
Zanex take me to the moon
Backyard I'm gonna see you soon
Zanex--don't wanna bend my spine
Kitty--it's only a matter of time
Bored in the neighbor's pool
I'm guilty by a rotten rule


9.Girls On TV

My other half wants to run away with me
It's too hot and too fast
If you tell him once just let it be
We don't want love, no love

And if it's real like the ghost on the sea
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And if it's real like the ghost on the sea
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And is it real, and is it real
And is it real like the ghost on the sea?

If our emotions get to heavy to carry
All too hot and too fast
They won't know and we won't be sorry
We don't want love, no love

And is it real like the girls on TV?
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And is it real like those girls on TV?
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And is it real, and is it real
And is it real like those girls on TV?

Tick tick, do that trick trick
Tick tick, now you're sick
Hide in the closet, we kiss
Neither of us feeling this

And is it real like the girls on TV?
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And is it real like those girls on TV?
Shut up and smile cos you just cut into me
And this ain't real, and this ain't real
And this ain't real like those girls on TV
And this ain't real, and this ain't real
And this ain't real like those girls on TV


10.We Will Vacation, You Can Be My Parasol

Right up the wall to the darkest place
It gets so dark when we're below the waist
We are the knowing oh yes we know it all
We will vacation, you will be my parasol

Vacation says, vacation says
We have to be good to each other
We have to be so good to each other
We have to lend our support

Right up the wall to the darkest place
It gets so dark when we're below the waist
We are the knowing oh yes we know it all
We will vacation, you will be my parasol

Play my piano I will lend you a hand
What aggravates you will be my demand
It's not impossible to burn this place down
Without your wings we can burn this place down
Right up the wall to the darkest place
It gets so dark when we're below the waist
We are the knowing oh yes we know it all
We will vacation, you will be my parasol
Right up the wall to the darkest place
It gets so dark when we're below the waist
Right up the wall to the darkest hole
We will vacation, you will be my parasol

Right up the wall to the darkest place
It gets so dark when we're below the waist
We are the knowing oh yes we know it all
We will vacation, you will be my parasol


11.Let's Get Sandy (Big Problem)

I didn't want it to blow up like a problem
A tiny tiny little problem
Recovering in spruced up bathrooms
Well they aren't really a problem
We all have holes in our socks
And fabrics totally rocks

Went to the park and they wouldn't let us in
Went to the film and they wouldn't let us in
Went to the news and they wouldn't let us in
Burn them all down so that we can get in
Went to the news and they wouldn't let us in
Went to the film and they wouldn't let us in
Went to the park and they wouldn't let us in
Burn them all down so that we can get in
You can take a twelve year old
And break his arms twice
We can guarantee you that we won't be very nice


12.October, First Account

I will bring anything for three
With a dusty smile and a loaded gun
You ask me again, whats in it for me?
Well thanks and tell me come undone

Painted red, our hands are white
I've never seen this place before
Seen through, we're on our way
Through and through each bolted door

Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come
Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come

Wont you help me out?
Won't you please help me figure it all out?
We've cut ourselves open a hundred times
We've cut ourselves open a hundred times
But we're not out of ammo yet
But we're not out of ammo yet

Oh now no, won't you help me out?
Won't you please help me figure it all out?
We've cut ourselves open a hundred times
We've cut ourselves open a hundred times
But we're not out of ammo yet, not yet
But we're not out of ammo yet, not yet

Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come
Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come
Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come
Driving us down for it's chase
And we run any day we'll skip town
It'll never hear us come


13.Love Your Shotgun

Thought you were the only fish in the sea

Thought you were the only fish in the sea
Thought you were the only leaf on my tree
Thought that you would miss me when we took that walk
Thought you were the only paint on my wall

But I was wrong, so wrong
Been thinking about this for far too long
And I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of this Soho riot

But I was wrong, so wrong
Been thinking about this for far too long
And I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of this Goddamn love riot

Thought you were the only lead in my pocket
Although you shot up like a damn rocket
Oh please fall and break your eyesockets
I want your shotgun but you never got to cock it

And I was wrong, damn me
Been thinking about this far too long
And I hate it, this riot
All I wanted was the room that I hired
And I was wrong, damn me
Been thinking about this far too long
And I hate it, this riot
All I wanted was the room that I hired

Thought you were the only fish in the sea
Thought you were the only leaf on my tree
Thought that you would miss me when we took that walk
Thought you were the only paint on my wall

And I was wrong, so long
Been thinking about this far too long
And I hate it, this riot
All I wanted was the room that I hired
Thought you were the only lead in my pocket
Although you shot up like a damn rocket
Oh please fall and break your eyesockets
I want your shotgun but you never got to cock it


14.Fill My Pill

Get out of my skin, get out of my skin
Get out of my skin, get out of my skin
Get out of my skin, get out of my skin

And now you're embarassed get out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough
And your bad's living out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough

(get out of my skin, get out of my skin)

Get out of my skin, get out of my skin
Get out of my skin, get out of my skin
Get out of my skin, get out of my skin

And you're so embarassed get out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough
And your bad's living out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough

Get out of my skin, get out of my skin

And you're so embarassed get out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough
And your bad's living out of my skin
I try to fight you but you always win
It turns out the medication only makes you tough
You were so damn mean but I've had enough


15.Ouch

They're on the streets with their eyes of hunger
It's a disease it's a death to one another
There's no stopping it it gets too late
Don't be a (??) change us all now
They're on the streets with their eyes of hunger
It's a disease it's a death to one another
There's no stopping it it gets too late
Don't be a (??) change us all now

When there's no more room in hell
The dead walk the earth
Feeling out, the night is one together
We need time and they'll get us in the air
When there's no more room in hell
The dead walk the earth
Feeling out, the night is one together
We need time and they'll get us in the air

They're on the streets with their eyes of hunger
It's a disease it's a death to one another
There's no stopping it it gets too late
Don't be a (??) change us all now
They're on the streets with their eyes of hunger
It's a disease it's a death to one another
There's no stopping it it gets too late
Don't be a (??) change us all now

When there's no more room in hell
The dead walk the earth
Feeling out, the night is one together
We need time and they'll get us in the air

Find your mothers, spit on your brothers
They've got a feeling with the pain in their stomachs
And you see the faces the way they stare
We know for sure there cant be anything in there

When there's no more room in hell
The dead walk the earth
Feeling out, the night is one together
We need time and they'll get us in the air
When there's no more room in hell
The dead walk the earth
Feeling out, the night is one together
We need time and they'll get us in the air